Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy)
Android Jokes
- Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store!
- What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant.
Car and Road Jokes
- What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even in the rain.
- Why did the car get a ticket? Because it was speeding!
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a belly button that’s pointing downwards? An outie!
- What’s the best thing about November 17th? It’s almost over.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Android.
- Android who?
- Android little help with these jokes!
Car and Road Jokes, Part 2
- What do you call a car that’s always in trouble? A cop magnet.
- Why did the cyclist get lost? Because he took the “wrong turn.”
Android in Politics
One politician was campaigning with a group of Androids. He proudly proclaimed, “I have the best Android team in the country!” To which one of the Androids replied, “We did not endorse him.”
Bonus Joke
What’s the difference between a riddle and a joke? A joke can have more than one answer, but a riddle only has one.