Dad Jokes to Make You Groan
Strawberry Jokes
- Why did the strawberry cross the road? To get to the other berry patch!
- What do you call a strawberry that’s always cold? A strawberry chillin’!
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a bad joke about the anal canal? A sphincter failure!
- Why was November 17th arrested? For being a notorious burglar!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Strawberry.
- Strawberry who?
- Strawberry holding for someone who’s got jokes!
Chill Jokes
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What do you call a snowman with a temper? A snow rager!
Strawberry in Politics
A strawberry ran for mayor and promised to “make the city sweet again!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a cat that’s always getting into trouble? A pussin’ around!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re dadgum awful!