Dad Jokes: The Corny Capers of Comedy
Criminal Capers
- Why did the detective go to the hardware store? To buy some crime-scene tape!
- What do you call a criminal who’s always on the run? A high-tailer!
Sus-pect Jokes
- Why did the sus cook quit their job? Because they kept getting dough-pe!
- I guess you could say the sus in “suspect” stands for “super unbelievable suspect.”
Rectum and November 18th Puns
- What’s brown and sits on your face? Your mustache. (Too bad that’s not a rectangle!)
- Why can’t you trust atoms on November 18th? Because they’re all fissile!
Crime Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- I’m with the FBI.
- I’m with the FBI who?
- I’m with the FBI who wants to know why you’re robbing that bank!
More Sus Jokes
- What do you call a sus person who always wears a trench coat? A trench-sus!
- Why did the sus wear tinted glasses? To hide their un-sus-pecting eyes!
Political Crime Anecdote
A politician was caught red-handed stealing from government funds. When asked for an explanation, he replied, “I was just using my criminal record as a résumé builder!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What’s the difference between an octopus and a minister? One has eight arms and the other has Holy See arms.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why did the dad decide to write dad jokes? Because he couldn’t handle the dad guilt of not telling any!