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Dad Jokes: The Laughing Gas of Foundation

Foundation

  • What do you call a house made entirely of concrete? A “solid” foundation!
  • Why did the astronaut build a house on the moon? Because it didn’t have a good foundation on Earth!

Tubular

  • What do you call a pipe that can’t hold water? A “tubular failure”!
  • Why did the plumber build a fence around his yard? To keep his pipes from escaping!

Liver and November 18th

  • What do you call a lazy liver? A “liver-not!”
  • Why is November 18th a special day for turkeys? Because it’s “Liver-ate” day!

Knock-Knock Joke

  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Foundation.
  • Foundation who?
  • Foundation this joke funny?

Tubular Dad Joke

  • Why did the pipe fall off the wall? Because it was “tubular-ly challenged”!

Foundation in Politics

  • A politician was asked what he thought of the new foundation being built. He replied, “I’ll have to wait and see if it has a ‘solid’ understanding of the issues!”

Random Joke

  • What do you call a cow that jumps backward? A “cow-verter!”

Summary

These not-so-great dad jokes provide a solid foundation for unleashing a few chuckles about the world of foundation, pipes, livers, and even a politician’s perspective. They may not be award-winning comedy, but they’re sure to leave you with a smile (or at least a groan). So, if you’re looking for a little tubular laughter, foundation-ally, these jokes will surely do the pipe-trick!