Whet Your Wit: Laughter Unleashed with Dad Jokes
Supreme Court Shenanigans
- Why did the Supreme Court Justice get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle of justice!
- What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who loves dancing? A jivin’ justice!
Playing with Pronunciation
- Why is Rhea so obsessed with the 18th of November? Because it’s her Ray-ya!
Knock Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Supreme Court.
Supreme Court who?
Supreme Court out, I’m going to find some justice!
Jivin’ Justice
- What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who always speaks in slang? The Jive Judge!
Political Punchline
- Did you hear about the Supreme Court Justice who ran for president? They had a lot of support, but unfortunately, they didn’t get the re-nomination.
Random Humor
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Bonus Dad Joke
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad, even a dad wouldn’t tell it? A dad joke!