Dad Jokes for the SG-1 Enthusiast
Knock, Knock on Atlantis’s Door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
John.
John who?
John-go man, don’t just stand there!
Peachy Jokes: Sweet and Sour
Dad: What did the Wraith say when they found Peachy flying over their territory?
Son: You’ve got to be “peaching” me!
Gum-Chewing Puns
Why do the Jaffa love chewing gum?
Because it keeps their Jaffa-cakes fresh!
Knock-Knock, Stargate Style
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wormhole.
Wormhole who?
Wormhole-y cow, you’re taller than I thought!
Peachy’s Political Prowess
Did you hear about the time Peachy ran for political office?
He was a “peachy” candidate, but his opponents called him a “fruitcake.”
Random Riddler
What do you call a Wraith who loves to dance?
A jella-ho!
Dad Joke Pun-ishment
Why did the dad jokes get a bad rap?
Because they were too “pun-ishing”!
Expansive Summary
This lighthearted article offers a playful mix of dad jokes and puns that delight fans of Stargate Atlantis. From the comical misadventures of John Sheppard to the witty remarks of Dr. Beckett, the jokes capture the humor and camaraderie of the beloved sci-fi series. Whether you’re a dad who appreciates a good groan or an Atlantis devotee seeking a chuckle, these jokes will leave you feeling “peachy keen” and ready to dial the stargate for more laughs.