Dad Jokes for the Un-Biography-lievable
Biography Blunders
- Why did the biography fail its exams? Because it wasn’t very well-written!
FOMO Fear
- Why did the FOMO-filled biography worry about missing out on the latest news? Because it was afraid of becoming history!
Punishing Neptune
- What does Neptune eat for breakfast? Nep-tunes!
Biography Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Biography.
- Biography who?
- Biography-by, you go first!
FOMO Feels
- Why did the FOMO sufferer feel left out of the biography club? Because they were too busy living in the present!
Political Puns
- What do you call a politician who writes a biography about their life and career? A “Self-Bio-grapher”!
Random Ridiculousness
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Summary:
From biographical blunders to FOMO fears and Neptune-ous puns, these dad jokes explore the hilarious side of biographies and the fear of missing out. Whether you’re a history buff or a fan of cringe humor, this collection is sure to provide a chuckle or two. Just remember, these jokes aren’t exactly Pulitzer Prize-winning material, but they’ll definitely make you say, “Dad…”