Dad Jokes: Level Up for Laughs
Whippet Whimsy
- Why did the whippet cross the road? To get to the other “side.”
- What do you call a whippet that doesn’t bark? A whippet-mute.
- Why is a whippet bad at poker? Because it always gets caught with a straight “face.”
Whippet and Bogus
- Why did the whippet go to Bogus Basin? To track down some “powdery” trails.
- What do you call a whippet that’s always getting into trouble? A whippet with a “bogus” attitude.
Puns to Perplex
- What do you call a female sea dragon? A “nereid” it’s beautiful.
- Why did November 19th get arrested? Because it was caught “turkey-ing” the law.
Whispering Whippet Woes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Whippet.
- Whippet who?
- I’m in here with a broken “whip-pet.”
Bogus Blunders
- What do you call a ghost who’s always getting lost? A “bogus” boo.
Whippets in Politics
Once, there was a whippet running for office. He promised to “clean up the streets” by sniffing out all the “bad guys.”
Extra Laughs
- Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two “tired.”
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.