Dad Jokes: The Cringeworthy and the Hilarious
Animal Antics
- Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
- A: An irrelephant!
- Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
- A: Ground beef!
Wickedly Wicked
- Q: Why did Glinda love animals?
- A: Because she was a kind-hearted “elk-ie”!
Oberon and November 19th Puns
- Oberon: My name is Oberon. I’m Oberly confident in my dad jokes!
- November 19th: I’m so sorry, but I have to cancel my birthday plans. I’ve been Novembered out!
Animal Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owl.
- Owl who?
- What a hoot, it’s not the zoo!
Wickedly Funny
- Q: Why did Elphaba have to hide her laughter?
- A: Because she was a witch with a wicked cackle!
Politics and Animals
The other day, I saw a politician getting chased by a lion. I shouted, “Don’t worry, sir! Even if you’re lion, you’ll be fine!”
Random Joke
Why was the math book feeling sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Riddle
What has a trunk but no legs?
… An elephant!
Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes
- Q: How do you make a Dad joke?
- A: Start with a groan!