Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious
Thai Me Up, Dad
- What do you call a Thai person who’s always angry? A Savage Thai!
- What’s the difference between a Thai dancer and a savage one? One’s graceful, and the other’s just mean.
Lymph Nodes or November 19th: Pick Your Pun
- How do you make a Lymph node disappear? You massage it!
- What do you call a baby born on November 19th? A pre-sent.
Knock, Knock. Who’s Thai?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Thai.
- Thai who?
- Thai-ed up with your corny jokes!
Savage Thai: The Dad Joke Sequel
- What do you call a Savage Thai who’s always getting into trouble? A Savage-ge.
Thai in Politics: A Funny Anecdote
A Thai politician was giving a speech when a man in the audience started heckling him. The politician calmly replied, “Excuse me, sir, but I’m afraid you’re a little bitter-Thai.”
Dad Joke Riddle
What has 13 hearts but no body? A deck of cards.
The Dad Joke Conclusion You Never Saw Coming
These dad jokes may not be the funniest, but hey, at least they’re Thai-ing to make you laugh.