Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Norm-Defying Laughs
Relationship Norm-Defying Dad Jokes
- Why did the girlfriend call her boyfriend “vacuum cleaner”? Because he sucked her right in!
- What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A boyfriend will do anything to be with you, while a husband will do anything to avoid being with you!
Totally-Related Dad Joke
- What do you call a girl who’s always in a good mood? Totally awesome!
Pun-tastic Dad Jokes
- What do you call a month that doesn’t know its place? Novem-duh-er!
- What do you call a girl who never gets lost? Miranda! (Get it, “you are here”?)
Knock-Knock Dad Joke About Relationships
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- I’m lost.
- I’m lost, who?
- I’m lost without you, babe!
Totally Norm-Defying Dad Joke
- Why did the totally normal person get arrested? Because they were totally defying the norm!
Cute Political Anecdote
“Hey, Mr. Politician,” said the little girl, “why do you always say you’re ‘responding to the needs of your constituents’?”
“Because, my dear, it’s much easier than actually listening to them!”
Random Joke/Riddle
Q: What has three feet but can’t walk?
A: A Yardstick!
Dad Jokes About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who’s always telling bad jokes? The pun-isher!
- Why did the dad joke cross the road? To reach the punchline!