Are You Miranda-ous Enough for These Dad Jokes?
Miranda Joke
Why did Miranda leave the Miranda Rights rally?
Because she couldn’t handle the silence.
Miranda and Politically Incorrect Joke
What did Miranda say when she was asked to debate Al Gore?
“I’m not a climate change lawyer!”
Pun Joke
What do you call a tiny blood vessel that’s politically incorrect?
A capillary conservative!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Miranda.
Miranda who?
Miranda you’re funny!
Politically Incorrect Joke
Why did Miranda get into politics?
Because she wanted to make sure everyone had the right… to be politically incorrect!
Miranda in Politics Anecdote
Once, during a heated debate in the Senate, Miranda shouted at her opponent, “I’m not a lawyer; I’m a comedian!” The other senators erupted in laughter, and the debate was adjourned for a recess.
Random Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who tells the most groan-worthy jokes?
A pun-derful father!