Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Fire!
Firefighter Dad Jokes
Q: What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the go?
A: A fire jumper!
Q: Why are firefighters so good at telling jokes?
A: Because they know how to put out the flames!
Dad Jokes for Baby Boomers
Q: Why did the old firefighter cross the road?
A: To get to the other hydrant!
Penis/November 20th Pun
Q: Why is November 20th a special day for penises?
A: Because it’s the day they get their first check!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fiji.
Fiji who?
Fiji to you, but to me it’s fire!
Boomer Dad Joke
Q: What do you call a firefighter who’s always late?
A: A slow burner!
Firefighter in Politics
Once upon a time, a firefighter ran for office. During a speech, he accidentally said: “I have served my city…. with pride and my hose!”
Random Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna piano!
Summary
This article is a collection of dad jokes that will put a smile on your face. From the classic “fire jumper” joke to the hilarious “Fiji” knock-knock joke, these puns and riddles are sure to light up your day. Just remember, when it comes to dad jokes, even the bad ones can be the best!