Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Farming Flops
Q: What do you call a farmer who is always losing his crops?
A: A crop-buster.
Q: What do you call a farmer who plants his seeds too close together?
A: A crowd-grower.
Gen Z Farming
Q: Why did the Gen Z farmer get his crops confiscated?
A: Because he was practicing “soycialism.”
Punny Puns
Q: What planet is a farmer’s favorite?
A: Saturn (because it has “rings”)
Q: What day do farmers hate the most?
A: November 20th (because it’s “turnip the beets” day)
Knock-Knock Comedy
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Gen Z Insights
Q: Why did the Gen Z farmer decide to go organic?
A: Because he was tired of “GMO-ing.”
Political Punchlines
A politician once said, “Farming is the backbone of our economy.”
A farmer replied, “No, that would be the spine of a cow!”
Random Riddle
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs?
A: A penny