Prepare Yourself for a Dad Joke Bonanza!
Not-So-Good Dad Jokes
- School Board Member: Why did the School Board Member get lost? Because he didn’t know his way around the school board!
- Snack: What do you call a School Board Member who always brings snacks to meetings? A snack-crammer!
Punderful Pun
- Proteus/November 20th: What do you call a shapeshifter on November 20th? A Turkey-us!
Knock-Knock Time
- Knock-Knock: Who’s there?
- School Board Member: School Board.
- School Board: School Board who?
- Knock-Knock: School Board meetings are boring!
Snack-Related Shenanigans
- Snack: Why did the School Board Member eat an apple during the meeting? Because he wanted to make a point!
Political Antics
- School Board Member: I’m proud of our school board’s decision to ban all sugary drinks.
- Resident: So, no more soda?
- School Board Member: That’s correct. We’re going to be pop-ular!
Bonus Joke
- Random Riddle: What travels all over the world but stays in a corner? A stamp.
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
- Why are all these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re made by dad jokesters!