Dad Joke Bonanza: A Collection of Canine Conundrums
Cane Corso Conundrum
Why are Cane Corsos such good guard dogs?
Because they’re all bark and no G-nome (gene).
Gassing You Up
What do you call a Cane Corso that makes you laugh?
A gas-o-corso!
Near Me or November 21st
Which is taller, a Cane Corso or a day in November?
A day in November, because it has 21 hours (21st).
Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cane.
Cane who?
Cane you hear me barking?
Gas-o-Corso
What do you get when you cross a Cane Corso with a skunk?
A gas-o-corso that can really clear a room!
Cane Corso in Politics
Why did the Cane Corso run for office?
To get his paws on the power leash!
Random Riddle
What goes up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a collection of bad dad jokes?
A “pawful” of puns!