Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh
Orange You Glad You Read This?
- What did the orange say to the lemon? “Let’s be punny!”
- What do you call an orange with a terrible attitude? A sour-puss!
Wordplay Wonders
- What do you get when you cross a banana with a joke? A fruit punchline!
- Why was the orange frustrated? Because it couldn’t find its zest!
Epiglottis and November 21st
- What do you call an epiglottis that’s always getting in the way? A flap-jack!
- What’s the best part about November 21st? The turkey puns!
Orange You Knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I knocked?
Political Puns
- Why did the orange run for office? Because it was tired of being squeezed!
- Why did the orange lose the election? Because it couldn’t get a peel-majority!
Random Joke and Riddle
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Riddle: What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? A glove.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they are almost as old as oranges!