Dad Jokes That Will Make You Hiss With Delight
Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a snake that’s afraid of heights? A vertigo-viper!
- Why did the snake cross the library? To borrow some ophidiophobias!
Ophidiophobia Historical Humor:
- In ancient Egypt, they had a special hieroglyph for “snake fear.” It looked like a trembling man with a stick up his…
- What do you call a Roman emperor with a fear of snakes? Nero-fearing!
Pun-ishing Dad Jokes:
- How do you tell a Hydra from November 21st? One has eight heads, and the other has 11!
Knock-Knock Dad Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boa.
- Boa who?
- Boa afraid of me!
Ophidiophobia Politics Dad Joke:
- Why did the politician with a fear of snakes get elected? Because he promised to “constrict” government spending!
Political Anecdote:
- A famous politician was once giving a speech when he suddenly froze and started sweating. His aides rushed to his side, but he just pointed to a snake on the podium. As they tried to remove it, the politician exclaimed, “Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of heights!”
Bonus Riddle:
- I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old. I am green when I am born, and I am brown when I am dead. What am I? (Grass)
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes:
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the best (at being bad)!