Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition
Dad jokes are like a fine wine… they get better with age. And just like wine, some are better than others.
Larissa Jokes
- Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t know which way to spruce.
- What do you call Larissa with a degree in theology? A Divine Miss Larissa.
- What does Larissa say when she sees a rainbow? “Look! It’s a pot of gold at the end of my medulla!”
On God Jokes
- What’s the difference between a Christian and an atheist? An atheist doesn’t believe in “On God.”
- Why did the atheist refuse to take a pilgrimage to Mecca? Because he couldn’t “On God” it.
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a man with a hole in his Eustachian tube? A tuba.
- Why is November 21st a holiday? Because it’s “two-one” day!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Larissa.
Larissa who?
Larissa in the oven, because I’m a steak.
Politics Joke
Larissa decided to run for office. Her campaign slogan was: “Vote for me, or your taxes will be… Larissa.”
Random Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
What do you call a group of really bad dad jokes? A “groan zone.”