Dad Jokes: The Mayor-ity of Bad (and Some Good) Jokes
The Mayor’s Office
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What do you call a mayor who’s always in trouble? A “mayor-ity” of problems!
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Why was the mayor arrested for forging FYP documents? Because he was caught red-handed!
Kidney Capers and November Nonsense
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What do you call a kidney that’s always late for work? A “slow filter.”
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Why does November 21st hate pie crust? Because it’s “crusty.”
Knock, Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
> Who’s there?
> Mayor.
> Mayor who?
> Mayor problems than I can handle!
Fiscal Year-Ups and Downs
- Why did the FYP team go on a road trip? To get their “FYP-icks” up!
Anecdotal Antics
One day, the mayor was giving a speech when he accidentally said, “I’d like to thank my wife for putting up with my Mayoral-ty.” The crowd erupted in laughter, and the mayor sheepishly corrected himself, “I meant my ‘may-oral-ity’.”
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Headscratching
From witty puns to cringe-worthy groaners, this collection of dad jokes covers the spectrum of mayoral humor. While some may raise eyebrows, others are sure to elicit a chuckle. Whether you’re seeking a quick laugh or just trying to make sense of the world, these dad jokes are guaranteed to provide some lighthearted entertainment.