Dad Jokes: The Original Eye-Rollers
Surf’s Up!
- Why did the surfer get upset when he lost his board?
- Because he was tide.
- What did the surfer say when he ran out of wax?
- “Skibidi, wax, wax!”
Pho(nomenal) Puns
- What do you call a moon that’s been to the gym?
- A buff satellite!
- What do you call the 21st day of November?
- Twosday!
Knocking on Heaven’s Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wave.
- Wave who?
- Wave goodbye to your surfboard!
Skibidi, Bop Bop
- Why did the Skibidi dance win a surfing competition?
- Because it was shore-nuff good!
Politicians Gone Surfing
One day, a politician was surfing when a huge wave came crashing down on him. He was knocked unconscious and washed up on the beach. When he finally came to, he complained, “That was the most ridiculous thing that’s ever happened to me! I thought I was going to drown!”
His friend replied, “Well, you did go out there in a suit and tie.”
Random Ridiculousness
- What has a head and a tail but no body?
- A coin.
The Dad Joke Paradox
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
- Because they’re unbearable!
Expansive Summary
Get ready to cringe and chuckle with these knee-slapping dad jokes. From surfing to Mars, from November to knock-knocks, we’ve got your fix of groan-worthy puns, hilarious anecdotes, and downright silly riddles. Prepare to roll your eyes, and embrace the irresistible charm of the original source of entertainment for generations: dad jokes.