Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Strength Booster
Pump It Up with Strength Training Jokes
- What do you call a muscle that’s not quite strong enough? A weakling.
- Why don’t bodybuilders like to go to the gym on the weekend? Because they’re doing their “rizz-rest” days.
Tonsil and November 21st Puns
- What do you get when you cross a pair of tonsils with a Thanksgiving turkey? A Butterball.
- Why did November 21st go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little under the weather.
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gym.
- Gym who?
- Gym to see you again tomorrow for an awesome workout!
Skibidi Rizz-related Dad Joke
- What do you call a bodybuilder who’s always looking for a date? A bench pressophile.
Political Punchline
In a political debate, one candidate asked, “Who’s the strongest leader in Washington?” The other candidate replied, “Well, I can’t bench press a bill, but I can definitely deadlift a budget.”
Random Riddle
I’m a machine that can read, write, and talk. What am I? (Answer: A computer)
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who loves to tell bad jokes? A pun-isher.