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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Maltese Lovers!

Maltese Jokes

Joke 1: What do you call a Maltese that loves to sing? A “howling” Maltese!

Joke 2: Why did the Maltese get lost in the woods? Because it was following a scents-y trail!

Punny Jokes

Joke 3: What do you call a Maltese with a belly button? A “naval” Maltese!

Joke 4: Why is November 21st a special day for Maltese? Because it’s their “paw-litical” birthday!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Joke 5: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maltese. Maltese who? Maltese shake my tail feather!

Nature and Outdoors Jokes

Joke 6: What do you call a Maltese that sleeps under a tree? A “bark ranger!”

Political Jokes

Anecdote: A Maltese ran for president, but he lost because he was too “ruff” on his opponents!

Random Jokes

Joke 7: Why did the person cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Riddle: What has eight legs and can’t walk? A piano!

Expanding Summary

From Maltese’s love for music to their adventures in the great outdoors, these dad jokes showcase the silly and playful side of our beloved furry friends. With puns, knock-knocks, and even a political anecdote, this collection of humor will tickle the funny bone of any Maltese enthusiast. So, whether you’re a “naval” Maltese or a “howling” one, prepare yourself for a paw-some dose of laughter!