Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh Out Loud)
Mexican Jokes
- Why did the Mexican cross the road?
- To get to the other peso!
Mexican Sports Jokes Laughs
- What do you call a Mexican soccer player who’s always getting injured?
- A hospital ball!
Capillary Jokes
- What do you call a tiny blood vessel that’s full of red cells?
- A capillary of blood.
November 22nd Jokes
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its height?
- Pumpkin Pi!
Knock-Knock Jokes About Mexicans
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Taco.
- Taco who?
- Taco ’bout some dad jokes!
Sports Laughs Related to Mexicans
- Why did the Mexican soccer team get kicked out of the World Cup?
- Because they kept scoring goals with their sombreros!
Mexican Political Anecdote
A Mexican politician was giving a speech to a large crowd. As he was speaking, a donkey brayed loudly in the background.
“Don’t worry,” the politician said, “it’s just my opposition.”
Random Joke
What did the banana say to the plate?
* Catch me if you can!
Riddle
I am always hungry, I must always be fed,
The finger I touch will soon turn red.
What am I?
* Fire