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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl!

Kerberos Jokes:

  • Why did Kerberos get lost in the woods? Because he took a three-headed turn!
  • What’s Kerberos’ favorite music genre? Heavy metal!

Vein or November 22nd Pun Jokes:

  • Did you know veins are like a highway? They’re always pumping rush hour!
  • What do you call someone who’s always cold on November 22nd? A turkey!

Kerberos Knock-Knock Joke:

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Kerberos.
  • Kerberos who?
  • Cerberusly hungry!

Music and Entertainment Dad Joke:

  • What do you call a dog that loves heavy metal? A head-banger hound!

Kerberos in Politics:

In a political debate, Kerberos stood up and said, “I have three heads, but I only have one vote.” The audience erupted in laughter, and one said, “Well, at least you’re better off than the candidates with two faces!”

Random Joke:

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!

Expansive Summary:

Prepare to roll your eyes and chortle at these not-so-good and side-splittingly funny dad jokes! From Kerberos’ musical misadventures to his political quackery, these jokes will leave you reaching for your imaginary drumroll. Whether you prefer groan-worthy puns or clever anecdotes, there’s something for every humor enthusiast. So gather your family or fellow groan enthusiasts and let the laughter unleash!