Dad Jokes That’ll Leave You Stitching!
Sewing Needle Jokes
– What do you call a needle that can’t sew? A point-less needle!
– Did you hear about the seamstress who was always getting into trouble? She kept getting tangled in her own threads!
Bae-Related Sewing Joke
– Why did the seamstress call her boyfriend Bae? Because he was her “perfect stitch!”
Punny November 22nd/Larissa Joke
– Why did Larissa get angry on November 22nd? Because she was mad at the “turkey day” joke she heard!
Knock-Knock Joke: Sewing Edition
– Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Thread.
– Thread who?
– Thread the needle!
Bae-Related Sewing Dad Joke
– What did the seamstress say to her boyfriend when she was finished sewing his shirt? “You’re my perfect stitch-uation!”
Sewing and Politics
– In a political debate, one candidate said to the other, “You’re twisting my words!” The other candidate replied, “Well, I’m a seamstress, and I can twist anything!”
Random Joke
– What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Bonus Dad Joke
– What do you call all these bad jokes? A dad joke collection!