Daddy’s Little Quips: Dad Jokes on Baby-Making
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Maisy.
Maisy who?
Maisy well, if you keep making babies!
Urethra Shenanigans
Why did the baby have to pee?
Because it was urethra thing to do!
November 22nd Follies
What do you get when you cross a dad and Thanksgiving leftovers?
A baby with a turkey baster!
Classic Dad Jokes 101
What’s the difference between a baby and a politician?
One cries after it’s born, the other before.
Anecdotal Humor
Politicians are like babies. They both need to be changed regularly and they both make a lot of noise!
Riddle Me This
Why did the baby get a job at the bank?
Because he was known for making deposits.
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who makes bad baby jokes?
A baby-pun-derer!
Expansive Summary
From urethra mishaps to classic dad puns, this article celebrates the hilarious and sometimes cringe-worthy humor of dads everywhere. With a mix of lighthearted quips, groan-inducing puns, and insightful political commentary, these jokes offer a unique perspective on the joys and challenges of baby-making.