What Not to Say When You’re Ticked Off
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Bad Dad Joke: What do you call a tick that can’t decide whether to go to the park or the beach? A beach tick!
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Urban Dad Joke: Why did the tick quit his job as a crossing guard? Because he didn’t want to tick anyone off!
Play on Words
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Punny Miranda Dad Joke: Why couldn’t Miranda cross the road? Because it was the 22nd of November! (Gets it?)
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Knock-Knock Tick Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tick. Tick who? Tick, tick, tick! (That’s the sound a clock makes!)
Urban Dad Joke
- Urban Tick Dad Joke: Why don’t ticks have barbecues? Because they don’t want to attract the wrong crowd!
Political Tick Anecdote
- Tick once ran for office and lost miserably. When asked why, he said, “I guess I wasn’t able to win enough votes!”
Bonus Joke
- Random Dad Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Not-So-Bad Dad Joke Bonanza
Don’t like these dad jokes? That’s okay, because I’ve got a dad joke for every occasion:
- Bad Dad Joke: Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired!
- Urban Dad Joke: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Punny Dad Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Random Dad Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!