Dad Jokes to Make Your Brains Rot Away!
Walking Dead Dad Jokes
- What do you call a zombie that can’t walk? A sit-down comic!
- Why did the grunge-loving zombie get lost? Because he couldn’t find his flannel shirt!
Pun-derful Dad Jokes
- What do you call a vagina that’s always cold? A fridge-inator!
- What do you call November 24th? Turkey Day-ve!
Knock-Knock on The Walking Dead’s Door
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rick.
Rick who?
Rick rollin’ on the floor!
Grunge Dad Jokes
- What do you call a grunge band that’s always late? Flannel-n-delay!
Political Puns
- In The Walking Dead’s political arena, the Republicans are always “dying” for a bite, while the Democrats are “left behind.”
Random Dad Joke/Riddle
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good? A zombie-fyingly funny joke!
Summary
Get ready to groan, chuckle, and unleash your inner dad with this eclectic collection of dad jokes that will make you howl with laughter. From clever puns to cringe-worthy one-liners, we’ve got you covered for any occasion, from the dinner table to a zombie apocalypse. Whether you’re a Walking Dead fanatic, a grunge enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates a good giggle, there’s something here for everyone. So prepare yourself for a non-stop barrage of dad jokes that will make you question your sanity and love them all at the same time!