Indie-pendence Day: Dad Jokes Galore
Indie Joke:
Why did Indie go to the library?
To check out some indie-pendent books!
Indie and Veg Out Joke:
What do you call Indie when he’s chilling on the couch?
A veg-out indie-vidual!
Earth or November 24th Joke:
Why did Earth get arrested on November 24th?
Because it was Groundhog Day!
Knock-Knock Indie Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Indie.
Indie who?
Indie-pendent thinker!
Veg Out Dad Joke:
What do you call a vegetable that loves to relax?
Veg-out-eta!
Indie in Politics Anecdote:
Indie once ran for office, but his campaign slogan was a bit too cheesy: “Vote for Indie, he’ll gouda your support!”
Random Joke or Riddle:
What is green, has four legs, and likes to bounce?
A frog on a pogo stick!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re a dad joketion!
Summary:
Prepare for a non-conformist comedy experience that will have you questioning your own stability in the best way possible. Disclaimer: These jokes may trigger an eye roll and a snicker, as the puns and wordplay are so atrociously intentional that you can’t help but give an amused groan. Get ready to cringe and laugh simultaneously as we delve into the realms of dad jokes.