Brace Yourself for the Punniest Paramedic Jokes!
Dad Joke: Paramedic
- What do you call a paramedic who’s always late? A code blue straggler!
Dad Joke: Yo Mamma Paramedic
- Yo mamma’s so bad at CPR, she brought a flatliner back as a zombie!
Pun Joke: Spinal Cord
- Why did the spinal cord get sick? It had a twisted attitude!
Knock-Knock Joke: Paramedic
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Paramedic.
- Paramedic who?
- Paramedic out of my way, I’m saving lives!
Dad Joke: Yo Mamma Paramedic (Part 2)
- Yo mamma’s so old, she was the one who invented CPR.
Paramedic in Politics
- A paramedic was running for office. His campaign slogan? “I’m here to save your liver!”
Random Joke
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Dad Joke: Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good? A groaner!
Expansive Summary
Prepare to laugh your sutures off with these hilarious dad jokes about paramedics! From their questionable punctuality to their questionable CPR skills, we’ve got you covered. Don’t forget to crack your spines open for the spinal cord pun, and knock on some doors with our paramedic knock-knock joke. Yo mamma jokes are always a classic, and we’ve got a double dose for you here. And who could resist the charm of a paramedic in politics? Oh, and don’t forget our random joke that will have you flapping your wings with laughter. Embrace the groan-worthiness of these dad jokes, and let them soothe your weary spirits after a long day of saving lives or making us laugh with your own antics!