Dad Jokes from the Salty French Waters
French
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What do you call a French person wearing sandals?
- Philippe Flop
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Why did the French frog cross the road?
- To get to the other croak-side
Salty
- What’s the difference between a French fry and a salty fry?
- One’s the fried version of a potato, and the other is a potato from France that’s salty
Ariel and November 25th
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What do you call Ariel when she’s 100 years old?
- A century-old mermaid
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What do you call November 25th when it’s raining?
- Turkey gravy
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- French.
- French who?
- French fries, anyone?
Salty Again
- What do you call a salty French fry?
- A sea-soned fry
French Politics
Did you hear about the French politician who promised to cut taxes?
He campaigned on a platform of “shear-nonsense.”
Random Joke
What do you call an eagle with no feathers?
A bald eagle…duh!