Dad Jokes: Hunting, Humor, and Hilarity
Hunting Dad Jokes
- Why did the hunter put on his slippers before going hunting? To sneak up on the deers!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
Hunting Snack Dad Jokes
- What do you call a hunter who eats deer meat? A venison machine!
- Why did the deer cross the road? To get to the other side… and also to grab a quick bite to eat!
Pun-tastic Dad Jokes
- What do you call someone who loves getting their nails done? A nailioner!
- What’s another name for November 25th? Turkey-day Eve!
Knock-Knock Dad Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hunter. Hunter who? Hunter-gatherer some chips and dip!
Snack-tacular Dad Jokes
- Why don’t hunters eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
- What do you get when you cross a potato chip with a deer? A crisp, venison treat!
Politics and Hunting
A politician was bragging to his opponent, “I’m like a deer hunter. I always get my man.”
His opponent replied, “Well, I’m like the deer. I always dodge the hunters!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.