Dad Jokes for the Whole Mishpacha
Mashgiach Jokes
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Why did the Mashgiach cross the road?
To get to the kosher side. -
What’s a Mashgiach’s favorite exercise?
Squats for the Shechinah.
Pun Jokes
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What do you call a nosey fanny?
A rectum-mender. -
What do you call an unemployed turkey on the 26th of November?
Turkey outta work.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mashgiach.
Mashgiach who?
Mashgiach to you! I’m in charge of the kashrut.
Health and Fitness Jokes
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What do you call a fitness regimen that involves counting how many times you eat?
A calorie-bration. -
Why did the Mashgiach start working out at the gym?
Because he wanted to pump some holy iron.
Political Anecdote
A Mashgiach ran for mayor of a small town. On Election Day, he went to the polling place and proudly voted for himself. Then, he went into the polling booth next door and voted again… for the opposing candidate. When asked why he did it, he replied, “My conscience wouldn’t let me vote for him twice.”
Random Joke
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a zit?
One will make you itch, the other will make you pop.
Dad Joke about the Dad Jokes
Why did the dad go to the joke store?
Because his puns were not kosher!