Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Best of the Bunch
Calling all pun-thusiasts and masters of dad humor! Get ready for a journey into the realm of hilarious and not-so-hilarious jokes that will make you groan and chuckle alike.
Food Humor
- What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time. - Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Historical Humor
- Why was Marie Antoinette afraid of everything?
Because she had lost her head. - What was Henry VIII’s favorite sport?
Chess… with off with their heads.
Puns
- What do you call a man with no lungs?
A de-lunged man. - What do you call the 26th of November?
Thanksgiving turkey’s birthday.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
More History Humor
- Why did Napoleon cross the road?
To get to the other side… of exile. - What do you call a king with no money?
A poor-tentate.
Political Humor
One time, a politician was asked if he thought the government was too big. He replied, “Well, it’s certainly not too small for all the people who work for it.”
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re not groan up enough.
Expansive Summary
From puns about food to historical humor, this article presents a wide range of dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone or make you roll your eyes. Whether it’s a play on words, a sarcastic quip, or a laugh-out-loud anecdote, there’s something here for everyone who appreciates the art of the dad joke. So, gather your family and friends, and get ready for a fun-filled evening of groans, chuckles, and maybe even a few groans that make you chuckle.