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Dad Jokes: The Open Relationship Edition

Open Relationship Jokes:

  • What do you call an open relationship with a duck? A quack fling.
  • Why did the open relationship end? Because one partner was always leaving the other hanging.

Open Relationship and Simp Jokes:

  • What do you call a guy who’s always begging for attention in an open relationship? A knee simp.

Pun Jokes:

  • Why don’t open relationships work for pirates? Because they always have one eye open!
  • What do you call turkeys who get engaged on November 26th? Pilgrims in love!

Knock-Knock Jokes:

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Open relationship.
    Open relationship who?
    Open relationship and I’m all alone again!

Simp Jokes:

  • Why are simps like magnets? Because they’re always attracted to those who don’t value them.

Dad Joke Anecdote:

In politics, open relationships are common. One congressman famously said, “I’m in an open relationship with my constituents. I’m always open to hearing their concerns… even if they’re just complaining about my dad jokes.”

Random Joke/Riddle:

  • What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a rude fly? A baaaaa-ad attitude!
  • I have two hands and a face, but I have no arms or legs. What am I? A clock.

Expanded Summary

This article features a collection of dad jokes and puns related to open relationships, simps, and other related topics. It includes a mix of not-so-good and truly funny jokes, ensuring there’s something for every humor palette. The jokes range from clever plays on words to groan-worthy puns, providing a lighthearted and entertaining read. The article concludes with a fun anecdote about open relationships in politics, adding a touch of humor to the world of current events.