Float Not in Dad Joke Waters!
Bored at the dock? Let’s get you out on the river, and we’ll float not down the river, but down memory lane… with Dad jokes!
Rafting Dad Jokes
- Why did the rafter get sick? Because he was upchucking the river!
- What do you call a rafter who’s always gassy? A “gas-powered engine”!
Punny Jokes
- Why are bones the scariest thing in November? Because it’s Bone-vember 26th!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rafter. Rafter who? Rafter a beer? I could go for one!
Related Gassy Rafting Joke
- Why did the rafter need a refill? Because he was rowing out of gas!
Rafting in Politics
Once, a politician was rafting when he fell overboard. As he was being rescued, the guide said, “Don’t worry, sir, we’ll get you back to shore. Just put your hands on the oars and row!” The politician replied, “I can’t row, I’m a politician!” The guide chuckled and said, “No problem, just continue to make empty promises and hot air, and we’ll float right downstream!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has a neck but no head, arms but no hands, and a body but no legs? A shirt!
Bad Dad Joke to End All Dad Jokes
- What do you call a guy who tells bad dad jokes on purpose? A “Dad-intentional comedian”!