Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes
Dad Joke About Lobster
What do you call a lobster with no claws?
Shell-less!
Dad Joke About Lobster and On God
What does a lobster say when it swears?
On cod!
Pun Joke About Oil Glands
Why did the oil gland get a speeding ticket?
For greasing the road!
Knock-Knock Joke About Lobster
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lobster.
Lobster who?
Lobster see you later!
Dad Joke About On God
What do you call a fish that follows the rules?
A god-fish!
Political Lobster Antics
A lobster was running for mayor, but they lost the election because they were too crustacean!
Random Joke/Riddle
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes so bad?
Because they aren’t half-shelled!