Dad Jokes for Administrative Assistants

An Assistant’s Lament

What do you call an Administrative Assistant who’s always late for work? A procrastinating assistant!

Classic Dad Jokes Redux

Why did the Administrative Assistant cross the road? To get to the copier on the other side!

Punderful Ganymede

What’s Ganymede’s favorite month? November 27th (You never-ember!)

Knocking on Admin’s Door

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Assistant.
Assistant who?
Assistant you need to get back to work!

Classic Dad Jokes Rehashed

Why did the Administrative Assistant get fired? Because they were always “shuffling” paperwork!

Political Puns

Why did the politician’s Administrative Assistant get so angry at the coffee machine? Because it always “grinds” her gears!

Bonus Joke

What does a ghost use to write with? A pen-sigh!

Expansive Summary

From the office to the halls of power, Administrative Assistants bring laughter and levity to their chaotic world through groan-worthy puns, corny knock-knocks, and even a presidential chuckle. These dad jokes are like the caffeine of the workplace, providing a much-needed boost of humor and camaraderie. So, next time you need a pick-me-up, don’t hesitate to crack open this collection of administrative assistant dad jokes. Trust us, they’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about those unopened emails!