Dad Jokes: The Cleaning and Sports Edition
Cleaning Jokes
- What do you call a messy house after cleaning it? A re-mess.
- Why did the broom go to the gym? To sweep the floors!
Sports-Related Cleaning Jokes
- What do you call a clean baseball field? A home run!
- Where do you find the dirtiest baseball player? At the bottom of the pileup!
Vein/November 27th Pun
- What do you call a vein that shows up on November 27th? A turkey vein!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cleaning.
- Cleaning who?
- You’re making a mess of my floor!
Sports Laughs
- How does a golfer clean his clubs? With a fairway detergent!
- What do you call a slow-moving vacuum cleaner? A slow-mo-tion cleaner!
Political Cleaning Anecdote
- Why was the politician vacuuming the Capitol? Because he wanted to clean up the mess he made!
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has a head, a tail, and is brown? A penny!