Knock-knock Jokes: The X-Files Edition
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Mulder.
Q: Mulder who?
A: Mulder-rated case that’s been x-amined and ready for the public.
Food-and-Drink Jokes: The X-Files Condiment
Q: What’s Mulder’s favorite condiment?
A: Spatulater sauce.
Punny Jokes: Despina November
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What do you call a dog who works for the FBI on November 27th?
- A Despinal profiler.
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What do you call a moth that loves “The X-Files”?
- A Mulder-mite.
Knock-Knock Jokes: The X-Files
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Agent Scully.
A: Agent Scully who?
Q: Agent Scully believes in aliens and the paranormal.
Food-and-Drink Jokes: The X-Files Cocktail
Q: What’s Mulder and Scully’s favorite cocktail?
A: Black Russian with a Twist.
Political Anecdote: The X-Files in the White House
Once, when former President Bill Clinton was discussing a particularly mysterious incident, he reportedly turned to his advisors and said, “We need to find our own Mulder and Scully to solve this X-File.”
Random Joke and Riddle
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What do you call a sleepwalking zombie?
- A night ghoul.
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Riddle: I am always hungry, the more you feed me the more I grow, but when I’m thirsty, I get smaller. What am I?
- Fire