Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore!
Journalist Jokes
- What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadliner.
- Why did the journalist get fired? Because he couldn’t write a chill story! (Get it?)
Pun Jokes
- Why did the veins get angry? They were feeling very vein.
- What do you call November 27th? Blackvein Friday!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
> Who’s there?
> Journalists.
> Journalists who?
> Journal-ists ask who you are!
Chill Jokes
- What do you call a journalist who’s always relaxed? A chill-out.
- Why did the journalist need a chill pill? Because he was having a very stressful deadline!
Anecdote
A politician was asked by a journalist, “What’s your opinion on horse racing?”
The politician replied, “I’ve never ridden a horse, but I do know it’s a very dangerous sport. One time, I was in a car accident and the horse I was driving was killed.”
Bonus Joke
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it was full of problems!