Dad Jokes and Other Chuckles for Your Enjoyment
Beef Jokes:
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- What do you call a cow that makes betting tips? A bet-cow.
Styx/November 28th Joke:
- What do you call Styx playing on November 28th? Thanks-giving Away.
Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beef.
- Beef who?
- Beef happy to meat you!
Bet Joke:
- Why did the gambler bet on a potato? Because the odds were in his favor.
Political Beef Anecdote:
“I’m running for president because I’m not afraid to speak my mind, even if it gets me in hot water,” declared the beefy candidate. “And if you elect me, I promise to steak my claim on the issues that matter to you!”
Random Joke:
- What do you call a monkey with a cellphone? A gorilla.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
- When you tell a dad joke, you don’t just make people laugh, you also make them groan.