Dad Jokes: For the Actively Funny
Activists and Squares
- Why did the activist join a square dance group?
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To demonstrate peaceful assembly!
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What do you call an activist who’s always on the go?
- A square-root enthusiast!
Spit Happens
- What do you call a gland that controls salivation?
- The Spit-om-atic!
Knock Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Activist.
- Activist who?
- Activist for change, can I count on you?
Square Dance
- Why did the square dancer start a payment company?
- To “square up” their finances!
Activist Antics
- Why wasn’t the activist invited to the political debate?
- Because he was a “change-agent”!
Random Riddickulousness
- What do you call a bird that can’t sing?
- A hoot-less owl!
Dad Joke Meta
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
- Because their delivery is often subpar!
Expansive Synthesis
From activism to squares, salivary glands to knock-knocks, these dad jokes prove that humor can be found in the most unexpected places. Whether you’re an avid activist, a square dance enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates a good groan, there’s a joke here to make you smile. So, spread the laughter and don’t forget: dad jokes never go out of style!