Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (and Some That Are Just Bad)
Dad Jokes about Babes
- Why did the baby get a timeout? Because it kept crawling away!
- What do you call a baby who’s always taking pills? A chill pill!
Pun Joke
- What’s the difference between November 28th and near me? About 27 days!
Knock-Knock Joke about Babes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Babe.
- Babe who?
- Maybe you should take a chill pill!
Related Dad Joke about Take a Chill Pill
- What do you call a baby who’s always hot? A hot tot!
Cute Anecdote about Babes in Politics
Once, a politician asked a baby, “What’s the future of our country?” The baby replied, “More diapers, please!”
Random Joke/Riddle
What has a neck but no head, arms but no hands, and a body but no legs?
… A shirt
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re not just bad, they’re dad jokes!