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Dad Jokes: Where the Good and Bad Collide

Relationship Diversity Dad Jokes

  • Why did the interracial couple cross the road? To get to the other side… of the world!
  • What do you call a relationship between a deaf person and a blind person? A long-distance relationship.

Highkey Related Relationship Diversity Dad Joke

  • Why did the Highkey relationship fail? Because it was too mainstream.

Pun-derful Dad Joke

  • What do you call a Martian born on November 28th? A “Deimos in distress.”

Knock-Knock Dad Joke

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Interracial.
  • Interracial who?
  • I’m at the race track, why else would I be calling you?

Highkey Specific Dad Joke

  • What did the Highkey boyfriend say to his girlfriend? “You’re out of my league, but you’re also on my team.”

Funny Anecdote

In politics, a candidate once boasted about his relationship diversity. A voter asked, “So, you have relationships with people from different backgrounds?” The candidate replied, “No, I just have relationships with people.”

Random Riddle

What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.

Dad Joke Meta-Joke

Why did the dad jokes get kicked out of the comedy club? Because they were too corny!