Dad’s Delightful Draw-spiracy Theories
Drawing Dad Joke:
Why did the artist get banned from the museum?
Because he kept drawing outside the lines!
Tubular Drawing Dad Joke:
What did the surfer say to his surfboard after he finished drawing it?
“You’re rad, dude!”
Spinal Cord Pun:
Why didn’t the spinal cord play in the band?
Because it didn’t have any back-bone!
November 28th Pun:
What’s the best day of the month to eat leftover turkey?
November 28th! (Turkey Day)
Knock-Knock Drawing Joke:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Draw.”
“Draw who?”
“Can you draw me a picture?”
Tubular Drawing Dad Joke:
Why did the artist have a noodle on his drawing desk?
Because he needed a curvy subject to draw!
Politics and Drawing Shenanigans:
A politician was caught drawing lines on a map with a crayon.
When asked what he was doing, he replied, “I’m gerrymandering my district!”
Bonus Dad Joke:
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it was full of problems!
Random Riddle:
What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
(Answer: A human)