Dad Jokes: The Pharmacy Edition
Pharmacist Jokes
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Why did the pharmacist get lost?
Because he took the wrong prescription! -
What do you call a pharmacist who’s always on the go?
A pill-grimage!
Bussin’ Jokes
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Why was the pharmacist’s medication so good?
Because it was bussin’! -
What do you call a pharmacist who makes the best syrup?
A cough-fectioner!
Pancreas/November 30th Joke
- What’s the difference between a pancreas and November 30th?
One is a pancreatitis and the other is a pancreatitis day!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?- Pharmacist.
Pharmacist who? - Pharma-seas your allergies flare up when you take my medicine!
- Pharmacist.
Miscellaneous Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
Anecdote
A pharmacist ran for political office. When asked about his experience, he replied: “I’ve been dispensing pills for years, and I know how to take care of people’s ailments. Plus, I’m great at counting votes… or at least tablets!”
Bonus Dad Joke
- What do you call a dad joke about dad jokes?
A pun-ishment!