Salmon Sense-ations: Dad Jokes to Make You Flop
Salmon Says…
What do you call a salmon that’s always getting into trouble?
A fin-tastic mischief-maker!
Vibe Check with Salmon
What do you call a salmon that’s always on the lookout?
A vibe-checking fish!
Hydra or November 30th, Which Is It?
What do you get when you cut off one of Hydra’s heads?
Nine more chances to make a cuter joke!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Salmon.
Salmon who?
Salmon’s got your nose!
Vibe Check Deluxe
What do you call a salmon that’s always positive?
A vibe-ing fish!
Salmon in the Political Arena
Did you hear about the salmon candidate who lost the election?
He didn’t have enough scales to win!
Random Joke Extravaganza
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Dad Jokes: The Puns and Groans Edition
These dad jokes might make you roll your eyes instead of belly-laugh, but hey, who can resist a good groan? Enjoy this not-so-exclusive dad joke club!