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Dad Jokes: Kosher Edition

Kosher Jokes

  • Why is kosher food so expensive? Because it’s “holier-than-thou!”
  • What do you call a kosher simp? A “matzo pillow!”

Punny Jokes

  • What’s Despina doing on December 1st? “De-sembling” (dissembling) her Christmas tree!

Knock-Knock Jokes

  • Knock, knock
  • Who’s there?
  • Kosher
  • Kosher who?
  • Kosher this a joke? It’s not very good!

Simp Jokes

  • What’s the difference between a simp and a kosher simp? The kosher simp “fella-felafels” (fella follows) the women!

Political Anecdote

A politician was giving a speech at a kosher deli. He proudly announced, “I support the ‘meat-licious’ policies of this great nation!”

Bonus Joke

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Dad Joke Meta-Joke

  • Why are these dad jokes so bad?
  • Because they’re “kosher-ly” (coarsely) funny!

Expansive Summary

This article takes a lighthearted look at the topic of kosher food and culture through the lens of corny dad jokes. From puns about Despina and December to knock-knock jokes that test the limits of Kosher law, there’s something for everyone. And, of course, no dad joke article would be complete without a witty anecdote about Kosher in politics. Prepare to be simultaneously amused and groan-worthy as you delve into these “holier-than-thou” gems of humor.